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Joke of the Day

"What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack."

"I'm tired of saving Daylight... You would think that saving his ass every year you would at least deserve a 'thank you'"

"As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out."

"Want to hear an awesome lyrebird impression? You just did."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower, those who don't, and those who didn't realize this joke was in trinary."

"Opposites? What is the difference between light and hard? If a man tries long enough, he can sleep with a light on..."

"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"

"If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar."

"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls, they're under a buck!"

"I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn't. So I gave it mouth to mouth."