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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb."

"What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? Dino-mate!"

"Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... He was afraid of the May Weather."

"One I made up..... What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh."

"Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you......Fourty seven times."

"What does a cannibal and a homeless man have in common? They both eat chips off the old block."

"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."

"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."

"If you're gonna buy me a drink...... At least push my stool in!"

"What do you call a budget circumcision? A rip off."