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Joke of the Day
"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."
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"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."
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"A condom isn't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
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"How spicy would you like your clairvoyants? Medium."
"I like my hookers like I like my treasure... Buried."
"What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."