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Joke of the Day
"What If When You Die They Ask You ""How Was Heaven?"""
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"how do you circumcise a hillbilly? you kick his sister in the jaw. yee haw!!"
"Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full? Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes."
"How dare room service question ""how many people"" I need 8 mimosas for "
"What does a dentist do in his free time? Shoot lions."
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from camp."
"How do you know your wife is getting vat... ... you have to switch off the light during sex. Not because she's ugly but because the bulb burns your ass."
"My father was a wonderful man. He's still alive, he just turned into a cunt."
"Do you want to know what's the worse than click bait? Sneakier click bait :-)"
"[me as a magician] *pulls rabbit from hat* AUDIENCE: ooOoOo *pulls knife from hat* A: ooOoOo *pulls sautee pan from hat* A: NNOOOOOO"