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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."
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"Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?"
"I can't help but feel partially responsible for the fact that you're reading this Tweet right now."
"This may be the wine talking but help he's drinking me, he's drinking me."
"Someone wrote ""retard"" on my car window. Took me ages to lick it off"
"What dance moves do physicists do? the torque"
"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""
"Why don't jews have arranged marriage? They have no 'forced kin'. I'm so sorry"
"Do NOT look under a teenage boy's bed, & never, EVER ask him why he & his friends are laughing. - two things I've learned the hard way"
"At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017"