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Joke of the Day
"What dance moves do physicists do? the torque"
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"How dare you accept my apology, I wasn't really apologizing, that was a trick to get you to say that nothing was my fault"
"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."
"(Not a joke) Can have some flairs for the type of joke? So we'll know which jokes are One-liners,short,long,punny,and anti-humor"
"What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread"
"What's a four letter word describing a female that ends in -unt? Aunt"
"wife: ""HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"" me: ""DUNNO,"" I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter."
"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A pat on the head."
"I heard Simon say, ""Turn to the next page."""
"Legend has it the ""M"" in MTV once stood for music."