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Joke of the Day
"Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving"
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"I was going to make a gay joke... ...butt fuck it."
"Hope you don't mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions."
"Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep."
"A Man Walks Into A Bra... Dyslexia's a bitch, ain't it."