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Joke of the Day

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""

"Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head."

"My Uncle has a coal fetish. Its why he likes to bang miners."

"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."

"If a girl stabbed me on our first date, how many days should I wait to ask her out again?"

"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."

"What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night? Your head."

"I consider Words with Friends a work-related activity because it helps me take my mind off being stuck in this shithole."

"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"

"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"