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Joke of the Day
"This may be the wine talking but help he's drinking me, he's drinking me."
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"I always greet new people with 'Expelliarmus' ..... it tends to be pretty disarming"
"What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee? Tony."
"""Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have!"""
"Not to brag, but I still fit into the low self-esteem I wore in high school."
"My funeral instructions to my family were to have me cremated, and I told my best friends under no circumstances should I be cremated."
"Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks."
"Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word ""wifi"" rather than ""le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils"" or some shit."
"Did you hear about the Galvanic cell that went to court? He was charged with a salt and battery."
"What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship? Vloody Putin"