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Joke of the Day
"This may be the wine talking but help he's drinking me, he's drinking me."
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"Why was Hitler confused when he arrived in hell? He did Nazi the Aryan his ways."
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"already regret the text i'm about to send"
"He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish."
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"What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script? Speechless"
"An elderly woman was at the doctor's office... She asked why she was so sore all the time. He replied, jokingly, ""A dissipated youth?"" She replied, ""I wish I could remember him!"""
"Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both."
"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."