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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A windshield viper."
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"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."
"My friend was talking about how he sleeps when its dark around. So I'd advised him not to join the basketball team."
"Guys insult each other and don't really mean it. Girls compliment each other and don't really mean it either"
"What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data"
"Did you hear about the Polish suicide bomber? 42 successful missions"
"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."
"Every once in a while someone really special walks into your life. That person is usually delivering a pizza"
"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man"
"What do you call a cheap vasectomy? A rip off."