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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man"
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"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!"
"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virginia mobile"
"Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: ""Life is like a box of chocolates..."" (Source: F. Gump of Intel)"
"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"
"What's the best part about living in a black family? You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost"
"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"
"What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird? *Cheep, cheep.*"