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Joke of the Day
"I didn't like my beard at first.. Then it started to grow on me"
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"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."
"Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier"
"Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional? S'fear."
"What is a gay man's favorite vacation site? He loves to go to Bankok."
"This year I got my wife the Baking Bible for Christmas because last year I got her the Baking Quran, which really blew up in my face."
"Now I have 2 accounts a friend suggested I retweet myself when I'm bored. Sounds like my sex life at the moment"
"Just tore seven ligaments trying to avoid being handed the phone by my wife."
"I had a pun about insanity.. ..but I lost it"
"I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid."