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Joke of the Day
"What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data"
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"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"
"Liam Neeson is going to find that hour we lost."
"The older I get, the more sympathize with Squidward's anger."
"Someone just threw sodium chloride at me. It was a salt."
"Why did the cultists adopt a dead child? They wanted to raise the dead."
"What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari? About 568 horses."
"""Release the Kraken!"" ... ""Well?"" ""We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything."" ... ""Release the tuna!"""
"Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Truth or dare I: M: I:.. Dare M: I dare you to give me this job I:(under breath) Damn she's good"
"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."