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Joke of the Day

"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."

"Genie: ""You have 3 wishes."" Ian: ""I wish for everyone to be equal."" Genie: ""Okay. You have no wishes."""

"""You have sexy calves."" -Pedophile bull"

"How come arabs are not circumcised? So they have some place to keep their gum safe during a sand storm."

"Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !"

"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."

"What do you call 'a woman's understanding'? Misunderstanding"

"My grandfather died in the holocaust... He fell of a guard tower."

"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."

"What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word? A canine with two X chromosomes."