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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? .... .... You oscillate its tit a lot"
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"What's the difference between Paul walker and my PC? I give a shit when my PC crashes."
"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."
"Hostess: enjoy these complimentary after dinner mints Mints: you have beautiful eyes Me: [blushing] wow they're very complimentary"
"Should I be suspicious if my wife sends me to pick up something she bought on Craig's List just a week after we updated our life insurance?"
"Vanilla Ice: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it... [Guy from back of concert]: why did my dad leave?"
"When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them."
"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."
"What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people Abnormal"
"The other day my daughter said, ""Mold is so gross."" I told her to ""respect its culture."""