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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Paul walker and my PC? I give a shit when my PC crashes."
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"Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts so she had his name legally changed to ""Machine Washable""?"
"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"
"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"
"I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the ""Vagelina"" headlines would be priceless!"
"The son comes out to his dad The son says to his dad: Dad, I am gay. His dad says: You're not gay. Elton John is gay. You're a morose son of a bitch."
"What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter"
"Birds that land and then WALK across the street... what the hell is wrong with you?"
"Knock knock Whos there? Im a peace op! Im a peace op who?"
"What's the difference between a $20 prostitute and a $200 prostitute? When the $20 one swallows, it's because she's hungry."