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Joke of the Day

"Should I be suspicious if my wife sends me to pick up something she bought on Craig's List just a week after we updated our life insurance?"

"""For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."" It's only Harv Price"

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar QUICK! Bar the door and burn it down!"

"My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me."

"yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!"

"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."

"Regardless of what you may hear there's still many women these days who are excellent ""housekeepers"". Seems each time they get a divorce they keep the house."

"If your soviet girlfriend wants to take it slow Don't Russia"

"Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside? Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain."

"Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too..."