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Joke of the Day

"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."

"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"

"An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm."

"Dinosaurs probably spelled Tuesday, 'Ptuesday'"

"An Italian family is sitting quietly at a table in a restaurant"

"I try to tell good jokes... ...but I always punch up the fuck line."

"Donald Trump..."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"After taking a bunch of 7-year-olds on a field trip to the Natural History Museum, I realized their favorite exhibit was ""Elevator Buttons."""

"Yo mamma is so stupid she thought the fast Fourier transform was a way to complete your bachelor's degree."