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Joke of the Day
"The other day my daughter said, ""Mold is so gross."" I told her to ""respect its culture."""
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"Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !"
"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"
"My relationship is like 2 Girls 1 Cup It started off beautifully but got shitty real quick."
"What is a pirate's favorite TV show? EEEEEE-YARRRRRRRR"
"Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it."
"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... In a burlap sack on the back of a donkey"
"""Grapey."" -me after every wine at the wine-tasting"
"Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless? They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year."