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Joke of the Day
"When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them."
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"PARENTS: if you have an ugly child, please don't post 8 million pictures of them online. Thank you."
"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."
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"My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you're finally a man"
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"irony - Using words to mean the opposite of their literal meaning. ironey - Made of iron."