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Joke of the Day
"When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them."
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"The teacher asked Johnny, ""Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"" Johnny replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school today!'"""
"Walked in on the big pillow in bed with my favorite blanket. Feel so betrayed."
"What do you do when you see a penis drawn on the wall? You rub it off."
"When life hands you melons... you're dyslexic."
"What did the physicist have for lunch? Fission chips."
"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"
"Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O."
"How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One....Two...One, Two..."
"Why don't Raggedy Ann & Andy have any children? Cotton balls"