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Joke of the Day
"Subway to release a statement next week In light of recent events, kids now get free 6 inches."
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"Three men walk into a bar... One said ouch."
"What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech? Someone who takes everything literally"
"So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!"
"Playboy bunnies are weird. Who decided that women look sexier dressed up as half-human half-rabbit monsters?"
"If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before."
"The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi."
"What are ducks' favorite drug? Quack."
"A Jewish kid asks his father if he can borrow $30... The father says, ""$30! Do you have any idea how much money $20 is? Where am I going to get $10?"
"Shout out to bicyclists that yell ""on your left"" as they pass me so I know which arm to clothesline them with."