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Joke of the Day
"It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam... It was a no brainer!"
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"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."
"I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time."
"My rap name is When i$ Lunch"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"
"If Jesus could see the way some Christians act today He'd be rolling in his grave"
"So many environmentalists Are very eco centric."
"what is the cleanest bar in the world... The soap bar."
"What did one ocean say to the other? ""Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."" ""Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."""
"What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? Washington"