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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus could see the way some Christians act today He'd be rolling in his grave"
Next Joke
"I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister's daughter. It was a real niece lapper."
"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."
"Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard."
"why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*"
"What kind of dinosaur writes poetry? A Bronte-saurus."
"My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!"
"I want to start a coffee shop that only plays ambient/electronic music... and call it Brian Beano."
"Sea turtles happened when god got stoned one night and wondered what would happen if a frisbee was a lizard."
"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."