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Joke of the Day

"So many environmentalists Are very eco centric."

"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"

"Me: I set a record for the rope climb in high school. 4-year-old: You climbed it the fastest? My wife: He cried the most."

"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"

"Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat? (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)"

"CW: I like your scarf. Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it."

"Clint Eastwood walks into a bar... The barman says ""What would you like?"" And Clint Eastwood says ""A Dirty Harry"""

"why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two-tired."

"Cop: do you know why I was following you? Me: WAS following? Wait you unfollowed me? Cop:haha Me:haha Cop... Me... Is it cause of the drugs?"

"At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive."