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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"

"What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture"

"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own."

"What did the porn star wear to court? Birthday suit"

"How did the hipster burn his fingertips? He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. [rimshot]"

"Reddit is like a brand new, shiny penny... It's fun to look at but completely worthless"

"If cops used t-shirt guns instead of handguns they wouldn't even need to tell criminals to put their hands up."

"I now pronounce you slowly and phonetically."

"Don't ever talk to me in an elevator. It will just be uncomfortable. I don't want to be put in that position. With my hand over your mouth."