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Joke of the Day
"My rap name is When i$ Lunch"
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"If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving is not for you."
"The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin ""Crazy Legs"" Bond."
"What's bruked, broke, and fucked all over? The country!"
"At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates. *crosses off bucket list*"
"I recently got a job circumcising elephants the pay is terrible but the TIPS ARE HUGE!"
"English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'"
"[HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't ""contract"" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it"
"Wife said since she got bangs she misses her eyebrows. I told her to think of her bangs as one big eyebrow. I shouldn't talk anymore."
"How Do You Start An African Rave? staple toast to the ceiling..."