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Joke of the Day

"Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. ""Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."""

"My wife is upset we can't afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving"

"My boss texted me... My boss texted me: ""Send me one of your funny jokes"" I replied: ""I will send you one l8r, I'm working right now"" He replied: ""LMAO, send me another one!"""

"Hundreds of women are battered in the US every day And all this time I've just been eating them raw..."

"How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words."

"A Sober Irishman"

"This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy...."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it."

"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"

"I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than ""pull an all-nighter"" with you."