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Joke of the Day

"Hundreds of women are battered in the US every day And all this time I've just been eating them raw..."

"Lets role play I'll be Osama, You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you"

"What are the two biggest lies when working for a large corporation? ""Hello. I'm from the head office and I'm here to help you"" ""Welcome. We're glad to have you"""

"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."

"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."

"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."

"My doctor diagnosed me with premature ejaculation and diarrhea. I feel like I'm always coming and going."

"Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse."

"Hear me out: Google Naps"

"If I died and went directly to hell it would take me a month to realize I wasn't at work."