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Joke of the Day

"My boss texted me... My boss texted me: ""Send me one of your funny jokes"" I replied: ""I will send you one l8r, I'm working right now"" He replied: ""LMAO, send me another one!"""

"I hate it when I'm trying to take a selfie and somebody calls my camera."

"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven said, ""I'm gonna stab you, bitch!"""

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"Coworker: people around the office think you're too controlling Me: what's that? Coworker: oh, sorry *raises hand*"

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"

"What do poor people drink? Pover-tea."

"Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick."

"I went for a job interview last Tuesday and was asked to describe myself in three words. ""Violent when disappointed,"" I replied. I hope to get the appointment letter on Monday."