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"This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy...."
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"What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play? No MAN'S sky!"
"In the middle of a really messy divorce, I decided suicide was the only option. I just need to talk her into it now."
"April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers brings? Pilgrims."
"My thoughts today are like underwear, I don't have any clean ones."
"A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . . Written by my twelve-year-old brother: Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox."
"A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet... But I can only walk so fast."
"if you dont know what do to with ur life why not just lay on the floor and think about how somewhere in the world a dolphin is backflippin"
"Caitlin Jenner isn't transgender. She's trans-Jenner."
"My friend wanted to give me a free puppy... I did not accept because their mother was a real bitch."