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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"

"Why do people like office parties AND this joke? The punch line."

"I can't diet because it would devastate the local fast food economy, and frankly, I just don't think I could live with that kind of guilt."

"I live in a bizarre future where a featureless black slab suddenly starts glowing in order to inform me that the world likes my jokes"

"A blind guy and a homeless man walk into a bar... The blind guy says to the bum, ""I'm drunk, what's your excuse?"" ...My attempt at a ""walks into a bar"" joke..."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?? Great food, horrible atmosphere."

"I surveyed 50 women on what hair product they used in the shower. I never knew there was a brand called ""how the hell did you get in here?!'"

"Every time I try to pick up chicks a description of my car ends up on the news."

"What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable"

"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"