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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila"

"I like to nickname my penis Buzz Lightyear Because he likes to travel to the star and beyond"

"Internet, my Dad's running the London Marathon tomorrow. Oh, he already told you. Of course he did."

"Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today."

"What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee"

"I went to a seafood disco last week I ended up pulling a mussel."

"Gardening I was gardening the other day when my older brother rang to ask if I wanted to hang out. I promptly said yes because you know what they say, bros before hose."

"I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me."

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... then soviet"

"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."