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Joke of the Day

"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."

"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."

"Shaking hands is so weird: ""Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."""

"How many mangoes make a dozen? Six girls ;)"

"Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day."

"*makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*"

"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass!"

"Why are some people so odd? Because they can't even."

"""LOL, NOPE"" -Me, 25 seconds into the marathon"

"""I know it doesn't look good on paper, but hear me out guys, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!!!!"""