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Joke of the Day

"Gardening I was gardening the other day when my older brother rang to ask if I wanted to hang out. I promptly said yes because you know what they say, bros before hose."

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"I tried eating a clock earlier.. It was really time consuming"
"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"
"Why are boats named after and referred to as women like ""Ain't she magnificent"" Because they're both things you can get in and still complain"
"Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that? Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"I passed my dentistry exam... Written paper A+, Oral B."
"They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !"
"""prepare for battle"" they said Yet they didnt prepare themselves"
"I got kicked out of the casino in Las Vegas. I didn't cheat. I just misunderstood what the craps table was for."