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Joke of the Day

"Internet, my Dad's running the London Marathon tomorrow. Oh, he already told you. Of course he did."

"I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative."

"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"

"What did the tailor say after a job well done? There is nothing left too loose."

"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."

"As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?"

"How do trees use the Internet? They log on"

"The only thing that stands between you and your goal is **Internet**"

"[if my cat tweeted] When ""over 38"" is sad and missing her boyfriend, I try and cheer her up by peeing on her shoes and puking on her phone."

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy Pillow? It's been making headlines."