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Joke of the Day

"Pantsing people is fun but it sucks when you accidentally look deep into their butthole, thru the tip of their penis and out the other side."

"If I get married, I'd take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I'd return to pick her up. Maybe."

"What's the difference between a camera and a foot? A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)"

"Where is the biggest jews concentration? In the air."

"What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? A dick, you moron."

"When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for Pope Prius the First."

"What do you call a veal-birthing cow? De-calf"

"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."

"What do you call a math teacher in an anime? Sin Pi"

"Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine."