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Joke of the Day

"Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert."

"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"

"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him? You're being very teste"

"BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US - Sent from Internet Explorer"

"What's do you get when you mix a zebra and a donkey? I am not sure but I think it will come out a bit zonkey"

"Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark"

"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."

"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"

"Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!"