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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a veal-birthing cow? De-calf"

"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit."

"Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting? They're big fans of teabagging."

"A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition."

"Did you know Wiener dogs are the the breed that bites the most people? Well, you would be pissed off too if your arms and legs were a foot long!"

"Turns out I am a master of Tantric Maths. I can stare at the page for hours and the answer never comes."

"How did Hitler like to have his juice in the morning? 100% concentrated."

"Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral? The guest of honor always shows up late!"

"What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho's."

"This crunchy cat food tastes a lot like I just poured from the wrong packet into my cereal bowl."