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Joke of the Day

"Where is the biggest jews concentration? In the air."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it's making headlines"

"(NSFW) What's the difference between a clever dwarf and a blue waffle? Well one's a cunning runt..."

"What type of sushi does Bob Seger like? That Old Thai Moroccan Roll."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun. A Roman-Catholic"

"Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head."

"My friend was going to Ethiopia, so I asked him ""Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"" ""No, sadly"" ""That's ok, neither have they"""

"A man walks into a bar. Smack."

"What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy? ""Not right meow, I have a headache."""

"THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What"