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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? A dick, you moron."
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"At my funeral, feed me into a woodchipper and point it at the mourners"
"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"
"Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention? He heard they were looking for meaty urologists."
"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."
"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."
"I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally"
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"
"Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do? You shoot Kenny G. Twice."