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Joke of the Day
"When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for Pope Prius the First."
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"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."
"I had a 12 inch Italian last night Then I went to Subway"
"How do you call a nazi that doesn't react? A neon nazi"
"What do you call banana shoes? Slippers."
"I just found out my mum didn't know how to set the clock on their new microwave. So they stayed up until midnight & then plugged it in"
"Donald Trump doesn't play in the stock market. He prefers Junk Blondes."
"Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it."
"My first job... My first job out of college was a ""diesel fitter"" at a pantyhose factory... As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, ""Yep, deez'll fit her!"""
"Did you hear about the horror movie set in a campground? It was in tents."