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Joke of the Day

"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."

"My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him."

"How do we know cats are communists? All they ever say is Mao."

"From the man himself: What brand of gum does Neil DeGrasse Tyson chew? Eclipse."

"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."

"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"

"[does his regular grocery shopping] Cashier: having a kid's birthday party? Me: ...................yes."

"What do you call unreasonably strand fat people with authority? Fatscists."

"I heading to the beach and i'm going to sneak up from behind annoying couples who are watching the sunset, and pee all over them"

"Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread."