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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]"

"Facebook made billions by saying ""Hey, remember that kid you haven't seen since the third grade? He's a parent who hates Obama now."""

"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"I got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way."

"Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding...."

"How does a streetwalker sing and give bj-s at the same time? She takes off her glass eye"

"My 3yo's bedtime stories include: ""Three-Hour Run-On Sentence,"" followed by, ""Ask For a Drink 500 Times,"" and finally, ""You Skipped a Page."""

"My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal. *cashes in college fund *installs a pool in backyard"

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"

"What made the triangle high? Potenuse Credit: Key and Peele. I don't want to be like that kid in class."