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Joke of the Day

"What made the triangle high? Potenuse Credit: Key and Peele. I don't want to be like that kid in class."

"Did you hear about the rabbi who had a wallet made out of foreskins? He could rub it and turn it into a suitcase."

"I kicked a French guy in the balls... Once, I kicked a French guy in the balls. As he clutched his groin and sank to the floor, he whispered in pain, ""wee wee"". So I kicked him again."

"What is your ""make like a drum and beat it"" type joke?"

"What company makes Nerds? Your mom."

"[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert? Because the C-section is always messy."

"Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he is never right."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"one liner: a dyslexic tells a joke two Jews walk into a bra"

"What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer? A really good watch."