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"What do you call a compliant volcano? A volcayes."
"My friend loved to collect tractors but stopped after he had a bad accident in one. These days he helps the fire service by removing all the smoke from burning buildings... ...he is an ex-tractor fan."
"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"
"When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance."
"[interrupts brain surgeon] yes, but I read on Web MD that"
"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"
"Why don't priests like people having sex while standing? It might lead to dancing"
"I like your name Thanks I got it for my birthday"
"Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom? The Mediterranean Sea."