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Joke of the Day
"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"
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"Sorry I referred to your baby shower as a gift extortion party."
"How many Police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they are too busy beating the shit out the room for being black."
"To tell you the truth, beginning a sentence with ""To tell you the truth"" throws into question all else you've previous said."
"Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?"""
"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"
"Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery."
"When I left for work this morning, the dog begged me to stay and the cat handed me my keys."
"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"
"""No degrees of separation"" - what I'll whisper to Kevin Bacon after I climb over his security fence at 3am and slip into his bed naked."