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Joke of the Day

"My 3yo's bedtime stories include: ""Three-Hour Run-On Sentence,"" followed by, ""Ask For a Drink 500 Times,"" and finally, ""You Skipped a Page."""

"How did the escape artist annoy r/jokes?"

"Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."

"Our top story tonight... Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead..."

"Where do white supremacists go shopping? KKK-Mart."

"[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport Whoops, wrong bus"

"I like my coffee like I like my women Full of my own semen."

"Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? No? Well he didn't see you either."