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Joke of the Day

"Facebook made billions by saying ""Hey, remember that kid you haven't seen since the third grade? He's a parent who hates Obama now."""

"Why did Marx pay for dinner on the first date? Because his utopia might be classless, but he's not"

"What do you call a group of ears? A heard"

"The iPhone SE just came out Finally a phone that Donald Trump can use."

"How do windmills feel about renewable energy? They're pretty big fans"

"My Uncle has a coal fetish. Its why he likes to bang miners."

"What do the English and Welsh have in common? Kids are their definition of a good time."

"What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection? No hard feelings."

"What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade? Bangladesh"

"Infatuation Bastard That was the punchline, here's the question... What did Pauline Hanson say when a Chinese man asked her how she cooks her chips?"