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Joke of the Day
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
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"I landed a really nice job at the local sperm bank But was soon after let go for drinking on the job."
"Finish this joke, ""I am Christian and I believe in science. In fact, I studied Physics at a Catholic University."" So far I have, ""Physics at a Catholic University? That's like studying... at a ..."""
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for long enough it develops its own culture"
"Jajajajajajaja is either a Mexican laughing or a German having sex."
"If you really want to surprise your man during intercourse, die."
"A dorito asks the doctor whether or not he's done the DNA test to his son yet.... The doctor responds, ""Yes, I'm afraid he's NACHO son."""
"What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down."
"Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is not a full essay!!!"