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Joke of the Day

"How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims"

"A cop that contemplates his existence: Philofficer"

"I don't like male pornstars They always are fucking assholes"

"Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride."

"Gangstas Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side? So their hats are right side up when they go to aim."

"Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever."

"I am born to mixed-race parents ...but my mom preferred the 100 metres."

"What's a pirates favorite type of fish? GAAAARRRRRRRR!!! Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha"

"Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock."

"What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? A nigger."