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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !"
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"Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot."
"If you're meeting someone, get to the place early so you'll have a few minutes to kick back and repeatedly text, ""Where are you"""
"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"
"I had the worst day EVER!!! I found a hair in my booger and it totally ruined my booger :("
"I don't like jokes about midgets... ...they're low-hanging fruit."
"Why are programmers so consumeristic? Because they're object oriented."
"What did the Shit Summoner say at the bar ? Mind if I pull up a stool ?"
"[Comes home and wife is laying in bed with Another Man] ""Hey"" Hi ""Can I ask you something?"" Yup ""Why'd you name the dog 'Another Man' babe?"""
"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."